Waiting for him in the second round will be Spaniard Alex Lopez-Moron or Argentinian Juan Ignacio Chela, both qualifiers.

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Well, I must be a moron because I found it incredibly difficult.

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"There's no upside to offensive language, no positives at all unless your aim is to look like a mindless moron, " Mr Elliot said.

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Members of the media will think you are a moron and will therefore not quote you or use you as a future news source.

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Until we started viewing the events on TV, many of us thought that this was some amateur-hour idiot or some suicidal moron looking for a little publicity.

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But Lord McAlpine's barrister, Sir Edward Garnier QC, said only "a moron in a hurry" or an "anchorite in a sealed cave" would have been unfamiliar with the context in which the tweet was published.

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But even as we built airplanes and cars and weapons of astounding reliability and precision, they are still at the mercy of a madman with a gun, or a moron with the wrong fuel or jerk with poor judgment.

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But lawyers acting on behalf of Apple Computer said "even a moron in a hurry" could see the difference between iTunes and a record label like Apple Corps, and the fact that Apple Computer distributed music didn't make it a record label.

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